mACKING IN tAIPEI?
what IS MACKing really mean in English?


Macking in Taipei: Introduction

MACKIN

You're pathetic and you can't get a girl. Don't worry���it's a common problem. That's why so many guys in Taipei are single. Want to be the Tiger Woods of love? Want to meet your Cinderella? There is a way, my friend, there is a way. Read on.

First, you have to trust me. I'm here to help. Macking in Taipei is here to help. Right now you are a lump of clay���wet, limp, formless. You are a newborn puppy. You're squeaking and your eyes are shut. You are a little boy who's lost his mommy in the mall. Your cheeks are bright red and you're crying.

Follow my directions, son, and you will be a statue���a chiseled and polished love god. You will be a husky pulling a sled, your coat glistening and your teeth sharp. You will be a man. All of this I promise to you.

Macking in Taipei is a guide to help you attract women. I will tell you all the right things to do, and all the mistakes to avoid.

Who am I? Good question. I'm the new military attach矇 to the Department of Information. My name is John Lee. I'm Taiwanese, but I've lived in Los Angeles for the past sixteen years. I've just come back to serve my country. Am I a patriot? Time will tell. One thing I know: Sometimes a man has to step up.

You think I'm here to fool you? Wrong. For thirteen years of I've had only success. For thirteen years I've been holding my dream girl���or dream girls���in my arms. Failures: none. You may think I sound pompous, but I'm just honest. Anyway, you should stop thinking and start listening. Why? Because you can do it, too.

Ding, ding! Hear the bell? Class is starting. Take your seat.